Because I care about you.
Because I would hate for you to suffer.
Because shouldn't we all learn from other's mistakes?
Because I did something dumb and you shouldn't.
Because someone out there needs a good laugh, or at least a snicker.
Those reasons and more are why I offer this warning.
No matter how loud your baby screams, don't give in.
It doesn't matter if the library patrons are starting at you.
It doesn't matter if the librarian that kinda scares you is giving you dirty looks.
Even if you know it would make your dear sweet child quiet, don't do it.
Your sunglasses that took you forever to find and have been the only ones that don't make you look like a giant bug or leave red marks on your nose or get caught in your hair or that make you nauseous (yes, I know it's weird but some glasses make me feel carsickish) are, get this, NOT A TOY!