Because I would hate for you to suffer.
Because shouldn't we all learn from other's mistakes?
Because I did something dumb and you shouldn't.
Because someone out there needs a good laugh, or at least a snicker.
Those reasons and more are why I offer this warning.
No matter how loud your baby screams, don't give in.
It doesn't matter if the library patrons are starting at you.
It doesn't matter if the librarian that kinda scares you is giving you dirty looks.
Even if you know it would make your dear sweet child quiet, don't do it.
Your sunglasses that took you forever to find and have been the only ones that don't make you look like a giant bug or leave red marks on your nose or get caught in your hair or that make you nauseous (yes, I know it's weird but some glasses make me feel carsickish) are, get this, NOT A TOY!
In mourning,
Kristen
Oh no! I am SO sorry. RIP Kristen's favorite sunglasses ever.
ReplyDeleteDo I need to start looking for replacements for you? Let me know where you go them and I'll look for some. I know how important good sunglasses can be. Just ask Katie and Cheyenne- good sunglasses can be THE ultimate hair accessory. :)
So true. I found a pair at TJ Maxx which is weird because I can count on one hand the times I've shopped there... Anyhow, the seemed okay at first but I think they're turning on me. Where do I go next? Really, I need ideas.
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