My baby is turning two this week. Which means we should probably stop calling him "the baby".
As in "someone grab the baby before he dumps out the milk" or "who let the baby in the bathroom, he's in the toothpaste" or "if you don't want the baby to bite you, keep your fingers out of his mouth". You know, regular stuff like that.
As the youngest of 4, this kid is learning some survival skills. Things like if you want someone's attention it's best to just get in their face and give them a kiss. They'll notice you for sure. You should also be proficient in the use of the word "NO!" It's useful for those times of stress and overload, like when your mother is making you sit still in church.
I'm making the coolest cake for his birthday. Right now it's still in the crumb coat stage but it's shaping up to be pretty incredible. I've been taking pictures, hopefully I can show them to you sometime this millennium.