Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Let's make it all better!

Last night my doorbell rang.  I was still being antisocial so the husband answered it under strict (but unspoken) orders that if it was for me I wasn't home.  I'm friendly like that.

This is what he found.

Cake.  That's what that is.  And a sweet note.  It reads:

Sorry to hear about your horrible, awful, four letter word day.  You know, cake is a four letter word too!

Why yes anonymous keeper of my sanity, cake is a four letter word.  Whoever you are I love you, I worship you and I want to be a thoughtful as you when I grow up.


Oh and if you're wondering how a 2 1/2 year old gets an almost 30 year old woman banned from the gym, well all he has to do is bite someone.  Yep, that's my kid, the biter. 

I feel awesome about my parenting skills right now.  Once again I have proven the theory that as soon as you start to feel confident about your abilities as the guide to the next generation you will be shot down and reminded of your cluelessness.  Yay me.


  1. Yay! The Cake Fairy came to your house! (We have some of those fairies in my group of friends too...the chocolate fairy, the booze fairy, the ice cream fairy etc.) So glad you got a little pick me up last night!

  2. wow. where can I get thoughtful and anonymous friends like that?

    oh dear. I want to hear the gym story! But I understand -- no bueno.


  3. just read yesterday's post... yikes! So sorry, but I hope that cake helps some. I want one of those anonymous friends too!

  4. I would like to be one of those anonymous friends, but alas it was not I. I was going to say it was Anjie (she's awesome like that)! :) Dude I need to go to bed. Night!

  5. Cake.... especially chocolate cake..... makes EVERYTHING better!!

  6. Maybe he needed to bite the kid. I bit my friend when I was four. I can still remember how good it felt to bite her. Haha! She was NOT sharing! Cute kid!


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