I know it's been a while. You might think that I have something earth shattering to share.
You would be right.
I have this problem (you might notice I have many problems but for today let's just focus on one).
My shoes make obscene noises.
No really, they do. I know what you're thinking, "c'mon Kristen, you can tell the truth here, we're all friends".
But really, it's not me, it's these shoes.
Walking in shame,
PS- worth the wait, eh?