Having said all that I can no longer remain silent. There are some things that need to be spouted from the rooftops and shoved into people's faces. I'm here today to talk about one of them. If I offend you, well, better now than later after I brought you cookies and you felt obligated to be my friend forever.
I'm pulling out my soapbox now.
The words that we say define us. They show the world who we are. They tell those that we interact with how intelligent we are.
When you are tempted to say the word "bling" just don't. Please stop. It makes you look like you're trying too hard.
Not bling. This is a crystal chandelier.
Not bling. These are jeans with sequins (I'll save my embellished denim rant for another day).
Finally this is not bling, this is a gross error in taste (sorry Ryan, it's not you, it's your mouth).
Thanks for letting me spew, that's five minutes you'll never get back.
All pictures stolen from Pinterest without permission. Sorry.
I love the way you write. I always feel inspired and then I laugh until I cry, way to be awesome!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh. Dying. You had me at "Second, when you start violently spouting your opinions then you should find facts to back up your rant and that just sounds like a lot of extra work." and so I was willing to sit through what I suspected was going to be some political statement, but NO!!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
Love,
A Fellow Hater of the Word "Bling"
My sides hurt!
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