I'm on the post once a month plan. I see potential in this idea. Of course I see potential in many things like Peanut Butter M&Ms and chocolate donut holes. Sorry inside joke. Is it rude when people say things like "you had to be there" or "inside joke, you wouldn't understand"? Ya, I don't think so either.
Okay, okay, I'll tell you. Get ready to be impressed. Let me share a few disclaimers first. One, if you have an aversion to bodily functions click that little X at the top right corner. Second, if you've never praised all that is good and holy for the invention of Clorox wipes you might not find this funny.
Is anyone still there? Hello....
I woke up early one Saturday morning (I won't tell you how early, you'll cry) determined to be productive and responsible before ditching the kids and the husband to "run" with my neighbor. We call it "running" but really we head to our neighborhood gas station and troll for chocolate milk but I digress. Early Saturday morning I headed down to our cave of a basement to make the laundry switch. I started pulling the clothes out of our antique dryer when I noticed brown marks all over our clean clothes. "Weird", I said to myself. "Oh well" and I kept pulling things out, the next thing I found was a chocolate doughnut hole. In my dryer. "That's interesting, I wonder who had doughnuts and where's mine?". I finished emptying the dryer and found brown pin-striping decorating the walls of my dryer. "Wait a second... WHAT????!!!!! That's no DOUGHNUT HOLE, that's, that's (she stutters) that's ______!!!!!"
Yep, there was a log o' crap in my dryer. Somehow it made it through the entire wash cycle and a good 90 minutes in the dryer. Even better, I held it in my hand.